Hey! Can you spell?

Better yet, can you write?

I'm looking for contributing writers to submit stories for The Scotch Blog.

But we are not looking for any old dreg...

A. It has to be interesting
B. It has to be pertinent
C. It has to be at least at a 5th grade reading level (hopefully a little better than that)
D. It has to be "post-worthy" (Who decides what is "post-worthy"? Me.)
E. It has to fit in with the spirit of the Scotch Blog (i.e., no non-sensical rants (that's my job)

We don't do reviews of whisky here (unless it is a part of a larger story) so keep your tasting notes to yourself. Nobody cares that you detect plums and body liniment).

We do opinion; event reviews; travelogues, news, and news commentary, etc. - but it has to be interesting to an audience from around the world. Remember our mantra - blunt comment & straight news.

No, we don't pay - I don't make any money doing this, why should you?

But you will get credit, and all the glory that goes with writing free on line articles. (That is to say - not much).

And a dose of reality:

• Just because you submit something, doesn't mean it will get posted. We have standards.
• You'll probably be edited, and/or will be given suggestions for improvement, which if ignored, means, your story won't appear here.