Heaven Hill Sets the Candidates straight. Why didn't you?
This is the type of Publicity Stunt that EVERY whiskey maker in the U.S. should have scrambled for.
You likely recall last month when Hillary Clinton committed the apparently horrendous faux pas - whilst trying to show how "down-to-earth" she is - of ordering a shot of Crown Royal.
Of course YOU all know that Crown Royal is a Canadian whisky - and apparently it's the worst thing that any Presidential candidate could possibly do - imbibe ANYTHING but American whiskey.
Now, let me state for the record, that I see NOTHING wrong with Hillary ordering a Crown Royal whisky.
To me it simply highlights the general publics' ignorance of the various whisk(e)y types and their origins more so than being an example of Hillary showing a disregard for the American whiskey industry.
Let me also state for the record that I'd rather see a rabid wolverine stuffed in my pants than see Hillary Clinton as President.
ANYWAY.
The appropriate response was for one of the Bourbon companies to take the opportunity to "set the record straight" and get some press.
The appropriate response was to get some air-time at the expense of Hillary. Obama and McCain would have eaten it up.
It SHOULD have been done the next day.
Only Heaven Hill did it. And it took them almost a month (Likely to get it through the god-damned lawyers.)
The following is free advice.
If you produce whiskey in the U.S., and your marketing department did NOT suggest this - you should IMMEDIATELY FIRE YOUR MARKETING TEAM.
Ed. Note: I saw no mention of whether the beer was "all-American" Miller (owned of course by South African Brewing).
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