A funny thing happened while taking pictures at Bowmore...
So...I stop off at Bowmore distillery to take some pictures when I run into Percy McPherson, Distillery Manager.
Percy McPherson: Want a tour?
Kevin Erskine: No, I was just going to wander around and take some pictures - is that all right?
PM: No problem.
I start to wander about unfettered. Malt House, Kiln, Mill, Mash,
Tun rooms; snapping away happily. I get to the Still room - when I
happen upon a tour group - and continue to take pictures.
Snooty Tour Guide: What are you doing?
KE: Taking Pictures. (I thought it was apparent).
STG: Are you on the tour?
KE: No. (Which I also thought was apparent).
STG: Please leave. And don't come back! (Her exact words).
Dumbfounded, I left. On the way out of the distillery grounds, I ran into Percy again.
PM: Well, that was quick.
KE: Well, I didn't finish - In the Still room one of your tour guides told me to "leave. And don't come back!"
PM: No she didn't. (incredulous).
KE: Her exact words. Oh, she did say "Please".
PM: We'll see about that. Follow me.
Percy marched off towards the
still room with me in tow. When we arrived he pulled the tour guide
aside and had some quick words with her.
PM: You'll be fine now.
Thanks, Percy.
I finished up my picture taking and drove down to Lagavulin for the master class.
When I told this story I heard the following response no less than three times:
"That never would have happened when Christine was there."
They were referring of course to Christine Logan, much-beloved former manager of the Bowmore Distillery Visitor Center.
Don't worry Suntory, I still like Bowmore.
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