The happiest drink on earth

This is sure to be a slow week. At least here in the US. There will likely be few posts for the rest of the week as I recover from a turkey and Scotch induced coma.

So I thought I'd take the lull to introduce the new The Scotch Blog T-shirt. The shirts are limited edition, mostly because I only ordered a few, and will be sure to go quickly.

The front of the shirt simply says "Malt Whisky." But you'll be sure to get a lot of double-takes from passers-by.

The back of the shirt shows the world that you are a discriminating reader of fine adult beverage news and commentary. The shirts will be ready soon, and you can place your order now at www.doceonpress.com.

And as an introduction I'm running a special competition for the December "Free Stuff."

Tell me why you deserve a free The Scotch Blog T-Shirt.

The winner, selected by a panel of judges of my selection will soon be stylin' in one of these high quality 100% cotton class acts.

I'm partial to humor, but originality goes a long way with me, as I'm sure it will with the judges.

Don't let the contest stop you from ordering:
1. If you order your shirt now and end up winning, I'll either paypal you your money back, or you get a second shirt free - your choice.
2. What a great christmas gift! Nobody wants one of those disgusting petrified fruit cake things.
3. Really, do you think you are creative enough to win? Why chance it?

Entries are due by Monday December 12th.

Those of you in the US, have a great Thanksgiving.